Last Updated on October 28, 2021
The best pick-up lines—whether they’re cheesy, funny pick-up lines that’ll get someone laughing or clever pick-up lines that’ll make you stand out—will make breaking the ice and getting the conversation started a little bit easier.
Plus, using corny pick-up lines shows off what a playful personality you have, too—and who doesn’t like that!
So whether you’re looking for cute pick-up lines to tell a girl you like her or need some cheesy pick-up lines to text to a guy you’re into, these 101 best funny pick up lines can help you get your flirt on.
- I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
- So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
- I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
- Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
- When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
- Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
- I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
- I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
- I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?
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- No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.
- You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.
- You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
- You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.
- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
- I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
- It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
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- I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
- You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
- I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
- Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
- Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
- Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
- I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
- I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’
- I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
- Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
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- If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
- On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
- You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.
- Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
- If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’
- If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
- Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
- You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.
- Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
- Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
- Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
- I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
- You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.
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- Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
- What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
- I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
- I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
- I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).
- You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
- The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.
- One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
- If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
- If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
- I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.
- I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.
- I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.
- I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.
- (Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?
- I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
- I’m not photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
- Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.
- Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.
- Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?
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- If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
- You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.
- When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
- I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name).
- I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
- I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.
76.You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.
- I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.
- You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.
- If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.
- My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?
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- Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
- I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?
- I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.
- I started reading/watching an interesting book/show last week, and I’d love to discuss it with someone. Have you heard of it?
- You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
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- You: Are you good at math?
Them: No (or Yes)
You: Me neither (or Me too). But the only number I care about is yours.
- I’m surprised the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.
- Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
- Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.
- It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?
- I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.
- Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
- Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.
- If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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- Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
- You look like you know how to have a good time. Been on any adventures lately?
- You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
- Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’