Top 100 Weirdest Names In History That Will Make You Laugh

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Last Updated on November 14, 2022

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Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress, and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn’t always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho, or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given the worst names ever by parents who apparently didn’t like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add them to the comments!s!

Top 100 Weirdest Names In History

#1 Sam Sung

#2 Mr. Perv

#3 Saad Maan

#4 P. Ennis

#5 Chris P. Bacon

#6 Hitler Mussolini

#7 Dick Long

#8 Paul Twocock

#9 Mike Litoris

#10 Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

#11 Cooking With Poo

#12 Moe Lester

#13 Major Dickie Head

#14 Dr. Faartz

#15 Jesus Condom

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#16 Batman Bin Suparman

#17 Lord Brain

#18 Mrs. Rape

#19 F. You

#20 Dr. Shit Fun Chew

#21 Kash Register

#22 Donald Duck

#23 Gay Neighbors

#24 Dick Black

#25 Chew Kok Long

#26 Crystal Methven

#27 Robert Fagot

#28 Dr. B. J. Hardick

#29 Dick Raper

#30 Lieutenant Les Mcburney

#31 Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

#32 Judge Willie Stroker

#33 MacDonald-Berger

#34 Lord Vol Demort

#35 Jack Daniels

#36 Christian Guy

#37 Tokyo Sexwale

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#38 Dick Swett

#39 Ana L.

#40 Crystal Metheny

#41 Mister Love

#42 Krystal Ball

#43 Dick Assman

#44 Dick Smalley

#45 Dick Kock

#46 Dick Paradise

#47 Wiener And Beaver

#48 Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

#49 General Arse Biscuites

#50 Dick Power

#51 Flavour Balls

#52 Dick Seeman

#53 Gay Saylor

#54 B. J. Cobbledick

#55 Dick Chapion

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#56 Dick Tips

#57 Sirius Bonner

#58 Mahboobeh

#59 B. J. Worthy

#60 Mr. Butt

#61 Hardy-Harr

#62 Dr. Pornsak

#63 Jed I Knight

#64 Gaylord Silly

#65 Anass Rhammar

#66 Beautiful Existence

#67 Jack Goff

#68 Dixie Normous

#69 Ben Dover

#70 Hashtag Follow

#71 Dr. Joelle Rollo-Koster

#72 Man Fuk

#73 Deja Viau

#74 Tahra Dactyl

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#75 Mr. Sackrider

#76 Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong

#78 Yoshie Takeshita

#79 Sukhdeep

#80 Peanisbreath

#81 Destinee Hooker

#82 Jurassic Park

#83 Dick Trickle

#84 Lancelot Supersad

#85 Rowdy Negro

#86 Chubby Cox

#87 Speed Weed

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#88 Bud Light

#89 Phat Ho

#90 Cherries Waffles Tennis

#91 Chef Phuc Dat Bich

#92 Dick Colon

#93 Sparkle Titsworth

#94 Oral

#95 Dr. Will Tickel

#96 Bear Trapp

#97 Chew Kok

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#98 Cookie Facey

#99 Charity Beaver

#100 Long Wang

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