Top 85 Funny Birthday Wishes for Someone Special

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Funny Birthday Wishes

Looking for funny birthday wishes, quotes, and jokes to put a smile on someone’s face on their birthday? Whether it’s for him or for her, a friend or a colleague, or maybe even a belated birthday wish, we’ve got you covered with our huge selection of humorous birthday wishes.

Write them in birthday cards, send them by SMS or email, or message someone on Facebook or Twitter. No matter how you send one of these funny wishes you’re sure to brighten their birthday and make them laugh!

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Funny Birthday Wishes

Some funny Happy Birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.

  • I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!
  • A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.
  • Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who’s smart and funny and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.
  • It’s your birthday? Let’s get up to some mischief!

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Funny Birthday Wishes About Getting Older

  • It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
  • You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.
  • Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
  • You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
  • Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
  • When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. ~ Unknown.
  • You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct!
  • Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
  • You’re not old! …oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that…
  • Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
  • Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.
  • I wouldn’t say you’re old… you’ve just been young for longer than most of us.
  • Don’t grow up… It’s a trap!
  • Great news! …you’re still alive!
  • You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.
  • You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.
  • I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!
  • Personalize these happy birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.
  • Don’t think of it as turning [insert age]. We’re here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.
  • Looking [insert age] is great – if you’re sixty.
  • [For under 40s:] You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!
  • [insert age]?! I demand a recount!
  • Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here’s to many more.
  • Happy birthday! And remember you’re not [insert age] …you’re 18 with [XX] years’ experience.
  • [Insert age] and still too young to plan your own surprise party!
  • You’re 60? That’s only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!
  • Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday.

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Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

A selection of funny Happy Birthday quotes you can use to wish someone a very happy birthday and poke fun at their age on their birthday. Use them as part of a funny birthday card message, or even as a Facebook caption.

  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)
  • Don’t let aging get you down… it’s too hard to get back up again!
  • Middle age… when “happy hour” is a nap!
  • If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!
  • What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
  • The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little cake.
  • Technically you’re not 50. You’re only $49.95, plus tax!
  • They say you lose your mind as you grow older… what they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much!
  • Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!
  • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~ Chili Davis
  • Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
    Jack Benny
  • Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
    Stanislaw Lec
  • Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.
    Helen Hayes
  • I’ve reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Her

  • A collection of funny happy birthday wishes for your mom, sister, aunt, or female friends.
  • The secret to staying young is make up… make up an age, then stick with it!
  • Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!
  • We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!
  • Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.
    Anna Magnani
  • You’re the youngest [insert age] year old I know.
  • Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
  • You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older?
  • Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Him

  • Funny Happy Birthday wishes for him, including great messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday!
  • If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.
  • Happy birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.
  • A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.
  • I don’t have birthdays anymore, I level up!
  • Fill in the gaps: H___Y B__T____ … nice try- HAIRY BUTTOCKS.
  • Happy Birthday, Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you… but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.
  • Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.
    Bob Hope
  • You know you’re 40 when your back is hairier than your head.
  • What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
  • A man has reached middle age when he’s warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
    Henry Youngman

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Funny Belated Happy Birthday Wishes

Oh no! Did you forget their birthday? Apologize with one of these funny belated happy birthday messages. I’m sure it will get you back in their good books…

  • I’m so sorry I forgot about your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!
  • I’m so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!
  • I promise this card isn’t late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!
  • I know you think this card is a few days late. It’s actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday! Don’t think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here’s wishing you a wonderful year ahead!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Funny birthday wishes to wish your best friend a very happy birthday.

  • Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, just drink whatever’s in the glass!
  • On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
  • Just imagine all the things you’d want to hear on your birthday …and assume I wrote them here!
  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
  • At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified, and sober… Disappoint them.
  • You’re older; you’re wiser; you’re sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.
  • At least you’re not as old as you’ll be this time next year.
  • If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
  • A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.
  • You’re turning the perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!
  • The best part of being over forty is that you did most of your stupid stuff before the internet.
  • Don’t worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom-highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.
  • [For over 40s:] Happy birthday! I’m so pleased to hear you’re over the hill instead of under it.
  • By the time you’re your age, you’ve learned everything – you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

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